today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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Loved by Ethan
And a thousand, thousand slimy things
lived on; and so did I.
~ Monday, May 28 ~
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help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
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List of Things To Do On Lunch Break
✭Walk around the office letting everyone know you’re taking a break
✭Put socks on hands for a bit to break up life’s routine
✭Finally go on that historic tour of Cleveland
✭google ‘Google’ to see what happens
✭Apologize for just getting to work
✭Find biological father
✭Let Lauren know that she’s your new emergency contact
✭Continue search for Amelia Earheart
✭Bother that hangnail
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~ Sunday, May 27 ~
